Joc Joc JOKES

After ZTE Scandal, here comes the "FERTILIZER FUND SCAM".

Jocelyn "Joc Joc " Bolante is too controversial in Philippines, he was the former undersecretary of Department of Agrarian who plays innocent after the nine-hour hearing in the senate. He is the one who released the 728 million fund to buy a fertilizer..??? huh.. that was a very very very big bucks of money.. !!! How come an ex government officials releases that money in one day! a big question for all filipino citizen..

But despite of all accusations to him, he played innocent. That's why all the senators came to ask him about thay money are suffering under high blood pressure.

Still Filipinos are the poor ones wo suffer this. But life's goes on and maybe Filipinos are immune about this controversial. That's why this is the proof filipinos make fun of this things..

watch this video.



Filipinos are born funny..!

La Mesa Ecopark

I don't have a expensive camera to captured all the perfect moments in my life, and that is one I wish to have this christmas.

I love taking pictures since my sister bought a digital camera and as usual I am one of her beloved borrower. But I start focusing to take a great pics when my friends and I go to this beautiful park. And here's some of my captivating shots.

Wonder where this beautiful pics shots?? well rather go to city's lost paradise at La Mesa Ecopark, wherein you can feel the true beauty of nature. Make sure that you invite some friends, to enjoy more.!

one of the best shots!

How to get there?

I got this guide at http://guides.clickthecity.com/metro/?p=1018

If you have a car,trucks or else..

Take Commonwealth Avenue towards Fairview. You will be passing the following landmarks: UP Diliman, Iglesia ni Cristo Templo Central, Ever Gotesco, Sandiganbayan, Litex, Mercury Drugstore. Turn right at East Fairview Subdivision’s Winston St. then right at Marlboro St. all the way to Pall Mall St. where you should turn left. Turn right at the first corner. You will enter the La Mesa Dam Guard House. There is only one road to take then turn left to the parking lot, in front of which is the gate to the park. The lagoon is further down the path.

For commuters, like me..

take a Fairview-bound FX, bus, or jeepney from Philcoa by the entrance to the University of the Philippines. Take note of the abovementioned landmarks and get off at the East Fairview Subdivision. At the gate, you should find plenty of tricycles that can take you to the Eco Park.

Meralco Meter Deposit Refund

Starting this November 2008, Meralco has a Meter deposit Refund.

What is Meter Deposit Refund?

The Meter Deposit was the amount a customer paid to guarantee against loss or damage of the electrical meter installed at the customer’s service address. The Meter Deposit was equivalent to one-half of the cost of the electric meter or other equipment required for installation.

Collecting meter deposits began in 1987 following Order 85-121 of the then Board of Energy and later, Order 95-21 of the Energy Regulatory Board (ERB).

This is different from the service deposit which is the amount a customer pays as part of his application for service. It is equivalent to one month billing based on the electrical load at the service address.

If you have still this following documents:

Well you can ultimately refund your meter deposit. Unfortunately we lost our documents I can't refund at all! huhuhu..sigh..

for more information about meter deposit refund log on to: http://www.meralco.com.ph/meter_refund.htm

Things to do when Sembreak

Sembreak- or semestral break.

Yahoo..its sembreak again. Well I'm so happy at last!, I can go anywhere I want after 5 months of waiting for my sisters semestral break, that means she will be temporary homebuddy for two weeks and me, I can mingle to my friends at last.

Im so exhausted at our home. And finally my wish is granted a two week vacation for me. hehehe.

My Mudang (mom) said, Jhoy you can go out with your friends anytime in this week. Your sister is here and she will take care of our mini sari-sari store. (I knew that my mom know how I miss the outside world because I'm the permanent homebuddy and the only one taking of her.)

Well actually the week before the sembreak of my sister, I list all the things I'm going to do. My friend Olive told me to go at La Mesa Ecopark for some new nature ambiance. We planned it for so long , at last! this coming tuesday we will going there with my cousin. I can't wait for it.

But before that I knew that you are bored and thinking what to do for this sembreak??

Well do this steps and be more productive citizen:

1. Just relax- its time to free your mind from exhausting 5 months of studying.

2. Do household chores- be productive I'm sure your parents will give you a reward after that.

3. Enjoy watching T.V.- watch television until you drop, its time to consume your electricity for good.huh!lols!

4. Bond with your parents and relatives- its time to have a chit-chat to them.. I'm sure they miss you so much.

5. Get closer to God - Now you don't have any alliby that you can't go to church or spare some time reading a bible. It's sembreak!

Happy Vacation! =)

Life Poem

I was so disappointed this day, why? My friend told me that our trip will reset on other date. I expected that trip so much beacause its the only time we will be reunited again. And I don't expect for a rescheduled of our trip because I knew it will be officially "DRAWING" and never ever gonna happen again.

I saw a mirror behind me then I looked at my face. Oh! shocks "I'm getting older" , then I realize why I'm so excited for our trip and now I'm disappointed. I want to see my old friends before my beautiful face fades away as I grow older. Hmmmppp... I hope that it will not ruin my day.

I surf in the net and find some stuff that can make me smile all day.. then look what I found.

The Alphabet of Aging..

ABC's of Aging
A is for arthritis,

B is for bad back,

C is for the chest pains. Corned Beef? Cardiac?

D is for dental decay and decline,

E is for eyesight - can't read that top line.

F is for fissures and fluid retention

G is for gas (which I'd rather not mentionand not to forget other gastrointestinal glitches)

H is high blood pressure

I is for itches, and lots of incisions

J is for joints, that now fail to flex

L is for libido - what happened to sex?Wait! I forgot about

K!K is for my knees that crack all the time(But forgive me, I get a few lapses in my

M-memory from time to time)

N is for nerve (pinched) and neck (stiff) and neurosis

O is for osteo-for all the bones that crack

P is for prescriptions, that cost a small fortune

Q is for queasiness. Fatal or just the flu?Give me another pill and I'll be good as new!

R is for reflux - one meal turns into two

S is for sleepless nights,counting fears on how to pay my medical bills!

T is for tinnitus - I hear bells in my earsand the word "terminal" also rings too near

U is for urinary and the difficulties that flow (or not)

V is for vertigo, as life spins by

W is worry, for pains yet unfound

X is for X ray - and what one might find

Y is for year (another one I'm still alive).

Z is for zestFor surviving the symptoms my body's deployed,And keeping twenty-six doctors gainfully employed.

Hmmmpp.. I don't think its fit for me maybe my friends.. I'm too young for aging.. I'm still pretty!